Randomly awesome stuff =)
Mood:
a-ok
A lot of random awesome stuff happened to me over the past few days. Lets see what I can recall.
-Today after school, I was walking by the stadium entrance, and these two really sluttish girls were talking. They didn't really notice me, and I caught some of their conversation. It ended up being one of those wtf-this-should-be-funny-but-its-not-more-disgusting-actually kinda things.
Girl 1- I can't believe she would suck his cock out of the blue like that, ya know?
Girl 2- Yeah, its pretty gross. But like, I'd still share a soda with her and stuff.
o.O
- So my Spanish presentation was on Fidel Castro, and she wanted us to try and talk about stuff that wasn't onscreen on our Powerpoint. Well, after a lot of research on Castro, I found that he was actually a pretty nice guy...gave education to all his people (free), gave health care, distributed land, made a free phone company, and lowered rents.
Then I started talking about how US corporations got pissed at Cuba for kicking them out and replacing them with free healthcare, free telephones, etc. Well, President Eisenhower then became a fag and withdrew US sugar orders from Cuba. Fine, but then CUba sold its sugar to the USSR. OMG THE USSR USA'S BIGGEST ENEMY. And that kinda led to the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Then, with my limited Spanish, I started going off on a rant about how the USA was intolerant and money grubbing and all that good stuff.
Then Martinez started talking about how Castro was a horrible person and didn't let his people see US tourists because they'd be jealous of US life, and how Castro's society was so horrible that if Cubans saw the USA, they'd shit their pants and kill Castro.
What bullshit. Cubans are a lot better off than Rwandans or Sudanians or Congans or wtfever African country you can think of. At least Castro has a fucking 98% approval rate. Free education, free healthcare...wow even the USA doesn't have the total free healthcare part. Martinez...ugh what a ditz. *punt*
- I started to eat a LOT of oranges. Like everyday, I eat around 3 oranges, one at breakfast, one at snack, and sometimes 1-2 at night. Its amazing. And they're really good. But now my throat hurts from all the acid :(
- Big Wok bought an ad in La Vista. 4 issues. Coupons included. There's all your free discounts you've been bugging me for all these years ya whores XD
- Boy's League is also buying (maybe) a fullpage ad. FULL PAGE.
Guess whats on it.
Well, one day Dan Riddlehoover, our photo guy, was down at the soccer field watching Amy Massey (one of our 2 editor in chiefs) practice, and she fell over face first, kinda like she was bending over.
So he snapped a shot, we blew it up to 11" x 17" and posted it on the wall.
Then she took it down. But we still have that awesome pic of her bending over doggy style. So apparently they're getting George Chen to Photoshop a sandwich into her hand. Doggy style bitch making Boy's League a sandwich. Excellent.
=D
Posted by vmd4
at 9:48 PM PST
Updated: Wednesday, 22 December 2004 11:08 PM PST